Some of the wittiest ever lines come from Raanjhanaa.
Awesome dialogues from Raanjhanaa Movie.
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| Dhanush and Sonam in Raanjhanaa |
- "Ek baat mai samajh gaya hoon.Ladki aur rocket aapko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain." says Dhanush.(One thing I understand, a girl and a rocket can take you anywhere)
- Dhanush: I love you.Sonam: Ek thappad maarenge na toh saari rangbaazi nikal jaayegi. (All this love will leave you if i slap you now)Dhanush: Utna Toh Hum Soch Ke Aaye Hai Maar Do. (That much i already know, go ahead, hit me.)
Dhanush and Sonam in Raanjhanaa - "Humein apne gaal pe thapad se zyada uske gaal pe puppy ka sukh tha", says Dhanush after Sonam Kapoor slaps him.(I was more amused by implanting a kiss on her cheeks rather than her slapping me in return)
- "Yaar bohot sundar hai. Matlab Katrina fail hai", says Dhanush to Mohammed Zeeshan.(She's very beautiful, better than Katrina Kaif even.)
- To which Zeeshan replies, "Haan Katrina hi hai, kyunki na tuje Katrina pehchanti hai or na ye".(Yes she is like Katrina to you. Because neither Katrina recognises you nor Zoya)
- "Tumhara pyaar na ho gaya..UPSC ka exam ho gaya. 10 saal se paas hi nai ho raha." Says Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub to Dhanush.(Is this love or a UPSC examination? It's been ten years and you haven't cleared it till now)
- "Mohallay ke laundon ka pyaar aksar doctor aur engineer le jaate hai..dil chota na kar!" Zeeshan to Dhanush.(It is common that the love of bylanes always ends up in the arms of an engineer or a doctor)
- "Mere piche scooter mei baithna padega. Main break maarunga toh mujhpe girna padega. Mere saath naachna-gaana padega. Girlfriend na sahi..feel hi dede." Dhanush to Sonam.(You will have to sit behind me in this scooter. If I apply brake, you will have to fall on me. You will have to sing and dance with me. Doesn't matter if you are not a girlfriend, give me that kinda feel)
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| Dhanush and Sonam in Raanjhanaa |
- "Aashiq ki tab nahi fatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaye par tab fatti hai jab khud ki shaadi ho", says Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub when Dhanush helps in organizing Sonam's wedding, but cries before his own wedding.(A lover does not get scared when his lady love gets married off, but he is reduced to tears when he is getting married)
- "Hum khoon bahaein tum aanson bahao..saala aashiqui na ho gaya, lathicharge ho gaya!" Says Dhanush to Sonam .(I shed blood and she sheds tears, as if it is a lathi-charge not a love story)
